Professors of different subjects define the same word "kiss" in different ways: ...

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A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he precedes to rub on his hands and then he goes home....

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A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $ 100 note. ...

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A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. He went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet....

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When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. ...

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One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along his route. No problems for the first few stops -- a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. ...

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A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan....

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Collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu : ...

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Q1. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??...

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A gentleman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000....

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With no warning and clear out of the blue, a husband said to his wife, "Honey, I have invited a friend home for supper tonight."...

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A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago."...

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A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a...

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said: "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see"....

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Why Women Lie!...

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Just in case you think you are TC (technologically challenged). The following is an excerpt taken from a Wall Street Journal article:...

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A man goes to get his salary cheque and when he opens it he discovers that his employer has overpaid him by Rs.200. He decides not to tell anybody and keeps quiet....

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Banta walks into a restaurant with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their order....

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Once upon a time a very strong woodcutter asked for a job with a timber merchant, and he got it. The salary was really good and so were the work conditions. For that reason, the woodcutter was determined to do his best. ...

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Laloo Yadav's car was travelling along a village road on the way to Patna, when all of a sudden a piglet jumps out in front of his car....

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A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed" he said."Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start. The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."I'm sorry", said the HR manager,"If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.The man left with no hope at all. ...

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Tamil Jokes:...

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Banta Singh rushed back angrily to the grocery shop from where he...

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Jugnu : What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY?...

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Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. ...

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It Takes fifteen minutes into the flight from Mankuwa City to Sukhpur city, the...

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A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He told,"First they put you in an electric chair for An hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."...

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Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates, St. Peter asks them each one question: "How many times have you cheated on your wife?"...

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Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room....

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Three men were stranded on an uninhabited island. One was Hindu, one a Muslim, and the other a Singh. The only way back home was to swim 100 miles to the next island, which was inhabited. ...

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A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him Rs. 10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 7, 50. ...

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Wash Basin ...

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In a party one of Santa Singh's friends asked him how many chappathis he could eat in an empty stomach. Santa replied "Seven"....

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An airplane is flying over the United States at night....

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An Indian man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only dark skinned man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him....

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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the Wife passed away....

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Krishna: Arjun , Try to respect the e-mails of your elders ....

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Sardar Santa Singh goes to a Udipi hotel to have something to eat. He orders for Masala Dosa. The waiter promptly gets him the dish but is surprised to see that Santa eats only the masala leaving the dosa behind....

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A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door....

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A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan....

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Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay.They managed to get into a double- decker bus....

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Bholaji is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions....

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One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the...

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An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are new settlers in Brisbane, Australia. ...

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Here is an incident about the sardars and 12 O'clock this is the story that my friend told me:...

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Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights....

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A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angelesto New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game....

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A sardarji and a Bengali, both suffering from serious diseases,share the same room in a hospital....

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A husband shopping center has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights....

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