Tamil Jokes:
Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Comepalakrishnan.
What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy ?
Subramanium Didn't See Me.
How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
Ready....Steady.....PO
What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
Rangamannar Rangarajan.
What is the Tamil name for the tallest building in Japan?
Nikkumo Nikkado (Will it or wont it stand?)
What is the difference between Kunikudi Vaidyanathan &Gandhiji?
One is a violanist,the other is a non-violanist!
Malayalee Jokes:
What do you call an amazing Malayalee?
Pheno Menon.
What do you call a dashing Malayalee?
Debo Nair.
Sindhi Jokes:
Why are a Sindhis nostrils big?
Because air is free.
What do you call a god fearing Sindhi?
Bhagwandas Godwani.
A Sindhi painter?
Sadarangani.
A Sindhi chef?
Papadmull Kukreja.
A Sindhi electrician?
Voltram Bijlani.
A Sindhi milkman?
Gopal Dudeja.
A Sindhi pest control contractor?
Khatmull Marwani.
A Sindhi casanova?
Prem Kissinchandani.
A Sindhi fire-engine?
Bhambhani.
A Sindhi detergent?
Neelam Rin-dani.
A Sindhi postman?
Mailwani.
A communist Sindhi?
Karl Lal-wani.
A fashionable Sindhi?
Jogio Armani or Primlani.
A heroic Sindhi soldier?
Hiroo Sipahimalani.
A forgetful Sindhi?
Bhulo Bhulchandani.
A fat Sindhi?
Hathiramani
A downtrodden Sindhi?
Nichani.
A corrupt Sindhi?
Chaipani.
A Sindhi fly?
Makhija.
A Sindhi who falls from the 1st floor?
Thad-ani.
A Sindhi who falls from the 10th floor?
Kriplani.
A Sindhi who falls from the 25th floor?
Mar-jani.
Gujju Jokes:
Why did the Gujjus think the man who acted as Gandhi in the film was a woman?
Because his name was 'Ben' Kingsley.
Why does the Gujju go to London?
To see his Big Ben.
Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he was offered tea?
Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it.
What is a Gujju picnic called?
A snake in the grass.
Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?
Because he said 'Sue kare chhe.'
What did the Gujju mean when he said," Maro dikro STATES ma gayon?"
His son failed in statistics.
Maro dikro Dubai gayo?
My son drowned.
Which programs do gujjus couples love to watch on tv?
Be-watch (Baywatch, Be in gujju is 2)
What do you call a knee less gujju ?
Nilesh (Pronounced Nee-Less)
Bengali Jokes:
An angry Bengali letter?
Chitti-chitti Bong Bong.
A talkative Bengali?
Bulbul Chatterjee.
An outlawed Bengali?
Kanoon Banerjee.
An enlightened Bengali?
Jyoti Basu.
Bengali who works?
A work of fiction.
A stupid Bengali girl?
Balika Buddhu.
A Bengali marriage?
Bedding.
A Bengali voyeur?
Keyhollo.
A mad Bengali?
In Sen.
A dark Bengali who lives in a cave?
Kalidas Guha.
A Bengali mobster?
Robin Ganguli.
A perfumed Bengali?
Chandan Dass.
A Bengali goldsmith?
Shonar Bongla.
What is bigger than the state of Bengal?
The Bay of Bengal
What's bigger than the Bay of Bengal?
The Bengali Ego
When does a Bengali sound like a dog?
When he says Bow(wow)
Also when he bharks(works).
Why was the Bengali fired from being salesman at Raymond's retail store?
Everytime someone asked him what the material was, he replied "Terrybool".
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