Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay.They managed to get into a double- decker bus.
Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top.
After a while when the rush is over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Bannta Singh.
He met Banta in a bad condition catching the seats in the front with both hands, scared to death.
He says, "Are Banta Singh! Whats the matter with you? Why are you scared and why are u holding the front seat? I was enjoying my ride down there…."
Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a *driver* "
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